I fainted yesterday and I’m 98% sure I’m a dog because my hair is shedding like cray cray, but on the plus side I bought face paints to paint my face blue like Mel Gibson in Braveheart for the referendum.

Stressed isn’t even the fucking word for what I’m feeling right now. I could literally rip my hair out.

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officialfrenchtoast:

when ur in the middle of doing something fun & u remember something u were supposed to do

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Everybody is leaving me and I’m like

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IT WASNT FUNNY DANI IT WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE I WAS SOBBING

I AM SORRY FOR YOUR TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE, LET ME CRADLE YOU AGAINST MY BOOBS.

Why the fuck wasn’t I around to see pammynorthman posting about this bat, this is the funniest shit.