I fainted yesterday and I’m 98% sure I’m a dog because my hair is shedding like cray cray, but on the plus side I bought face paints to paint my face blue like Mel Gibson in Braveheart for the referendum.
Stressed isn’t even the fucking word for what I’m feeling right now. I could literally rip my hair out.
when ur in the middle of doing something fun & u remember something u were supposed to do
Everybody is leaving me and I’m like
IT WASNT FUNNY DANI IT WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE I WAS SOBBING
I AM SORRY FOR YOUR TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE, LET ME CRADLE YOU AGAINST MY BOOBS.
Why the fuck wasn’t I around to see pammynorthman posting about this bat, this is the funniest shit.